Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
