Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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