mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I have demons in me.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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