At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
