what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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