You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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