i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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