Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Two words: blizzard sex
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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