Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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