Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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