used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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