Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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