So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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