don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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