Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
