she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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