when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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