Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
