I puked a lego.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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