I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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