Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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