Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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