She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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