Yo dont text me then not text me
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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