I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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