How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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