It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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