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I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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