I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
BRING THE BAGELS
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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