I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize
