no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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