When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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