Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
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