I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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