you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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