so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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