Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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