There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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