I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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