This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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