gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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