That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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