All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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