They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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