Got a toothbrush?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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