I don't think brook has ever known best
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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