so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
If its not for food we ain't going out.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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