Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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