I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was born a porn star she said
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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