So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i think my cat just said my name.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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